Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Solutions

Not a lot to report on today. Just working away at the preparation list before heading south after Christmas and New Years.
A few winters back.  (Arizona)
This little tidbit was kind of interesting so I thought I would throw it out there.

(Author unknown)
Everyone  concentrates on the problems Americans are having lately:
Illegal  immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida  ...  

Here's some thoughts on that.
Concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a  win-win situation.   

Illegal Immigration:  
* Dig a moat the length of the  Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to  New  Orleans  to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the  Florida  alligators in the moat along the Mexican border and the problem is solved.
    

 Think  about this:
1.  Cows
2.  The Constitution
3.  The Ten Commandments  
        


COWS: 
Is it  just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad  cow epidemic US Agriculture could track a single cow, born in  Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept  in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to  their stalls.  But US Immigration is unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around the country. Maybe we should  give each of them a cow. 
 
THE  CONSTITUTION:  
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq ...why not just give them the US Constitution or the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms?  These were written by a lot of  really smart guys (girls too, one would think), it has worked for over 200 years, and it appears they are not being used much anymore in these respective countries.   

 
THE  10 COMMANDMENTS: The  real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a  courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou  Shalt Not Commit Adultery' , and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building  full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work  environment.



Author still unknown
Looking forward to riding there soon.  (Southern Nevada)
 

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for posting this little tidbit of info, Rene. Enjoyable reading and some of it is only too true!!

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  2. Loved the Cows, Constitution and the 10 Commandments!

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